So, time to break into a song, slightly moulded over Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer. His editorship apologizes for any broken metrical feet. By Curt Cool.
Bob’s ass is a big screen
by Curt Cool
Feel free to write a melody if you can.
Bob’s ass is a big screen
[A]
Bob’s got a
vector in his rectum
and some dots on his butt
and his dick is full of plasma
and his bobs they spin a lot
Bob has been
coding many demos
while sitting in his chair
so his ass is very flat now
and completely without hair
[B (in minor)]
But when he goes to parties
alone sitting on his chair
the other sceners mock him
saying that his ass is square
[chorus]
Bob’s ass is a big screen
showing it all to the scene
Bob’s ass, ever so white
shining ever so bright
[A]
But then it happened one day
the big screen went to shreds
every scener crying
shaking of their heads
This was the very moment
for a scener of his age
he quickly pulled his pants down
and went onto the stage
[chorus]
Bob’s ass is a big screen
showing it all to the scene
Bob’s ass, ever so white
shining ever so bright
[A]
Now Bob’s a demo hero
who everybody knows
and everyone they like
everywhere he goes
[chorus]
[cowbell solo]
[ending]
